Hooray! I'm finally able to get a Star Wars reference on here. At least this one is better than the Family Guy ones I've been using lately. Anyway, so much for the Doomsday/Rapture prophecy...but we all knew that it was total crap anyway. Here's some news footage on the not-Apocoplyse:The guy, preacher Harold Camping, has done this before back in 1994. What's really interesting is the money trail. This guy has litterealy made millions off of gulable people. Accoring to one report, his radio ministry has raised well over $100 million in the past seven years. Plus, the donations have been flying in since his Doomsday announcement. So, in other words, he's a 89 year old can-artist. Lovely. Just lovely. Why hasn't anyone locked this guy up yet? ...
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Doomsday is Tommorrow? Oh Noes…
'Oh nooooo....'There's been all this talk about Doomsday being tomorrow. Some preacher said that the first part, the Rapture, will take place at 6 p.m. After that, there will be a series of massive earthquates lasting until October, when the world will end. I get that the guy a bit total wack job, but what I don't get is why there is so much media attention about it. I just typed it into Google and there's over a thousand stories about it, from just the last day or so. It's also tacked into a ton of other news reports, including the tragic news about 'Macho Man' Randy Savage (who I grew up watching) and the bizzar Zombie Apocolypse thing put out by the CDC. It even has a wiki page.Although now, as I'm typing this, a new report came doing saying that it's all going to start tonight. And just in time for the 11 o'clock news! Great, so now I'm confused. Which is it? I would like to know if I'll get to at least watch Sancuary tonight before everyting is bathed in the 'Fires of ...
CDC Posts Guide on How Survive the…Zombie Apocalypse??
Brains!The CDC posted a survival guide on how to survive the impending zombie apocalypse. Yes, you read that right. The Center for Disease Control is concerned about zombies. The reason: it's apparently they only way they can get people interested in being prepared for a disaster. The tongue-in-cheek article was written by Ali S. Khan, the Assistant Surgeon General. It's filled with links to real/ legitimate disaster preparedness pages, and the tag line is "If you're your ready for a Zombie Apocalypse, then your ready for any emergency'. Here is a snippet:"If zombies did start roaming the streets, CDC would conduct an investigation much like any other disease outbreak. CDC would provide technical assistance to cities, states, or international partners dealing with a zombie infestation. This assistance might include consultation, lab testing and analysis, patient management and care, tracking of contacts, and infection control (including isolation and quarantine)."The article ...
Did Phillip fart??
My friends Amanda emailed this too me. It's hiliarious.Did Phillip fart?...and he probably does all the time. What the heck, he's almost ninety, and at that age you don't hold anything back even if you wanted to! The really important question? Did Philip Fart? What do you think?The expressions are priceless! Look at the Queen's face! A fart is a pleasant thing,It gives the belly ease,It warms the bed in winter,And suffocates the fleas.A fart can be quiet,A fart can be loud,Some leave a powerful,Poisonous cloudA fart can be short,Or a fart can be long,Some farts have been knownTo sound like a song......A fart can createA most curious medley,A fart can be harmless,Or silent, and deadly.A fart might not smell,While others are vile,A fart may pass quickly,Or linger a while......A fart can occurIn a number of places,And leave everyone there,With strange looks on their faces .From wide-open prairie,To small elevators,A fart will find all ofUs sooner or later.But farts are all bad,Is simply ...
when stoners arrive unexpectedly and offer to rake your leaves…
I discovered today that stoners, or at least the one that wondered up on my doorstep, are eager to work. They are so eager, in fact, that they will graciously do your yard work when it's pouring down rain. I was running around the living room after Hannah and talking on the phone with my mom, when I heard someone knock on the door. I looked out the window and saw some skinny kid, probably about 18 or 19, standing there looking like a drowned rat in his ghetto-chic. I went ahead and cracked the door open, mainly because I didn't want him to think no one was home and attempt to steal my 4Runner.He then regaled me with a unintelligible tale, consisting of slurred works and jerky hand movements, while I eyed my pepper spray and made sure the storm door was locked. The kid was clearly on something. All I could make out was something about a hospital, a family member, and being locked out of some place. He then said that he noticed the rake and the pile of leaves, and would be willing ...
Croc Found in Texas River
I just got this email, and thought I would share it with you:"Croc found in the BRAZOS RIVER! Straight out of Texas Fish & Game Mag!! Verified by TPWD! This photo was taken in Fort Bend County near the Brazoria County line. I dont think it has been computer altered - the image looks real. I don't usually forward these things because so many are fake, but this one appears legit!!!! This definitely isn't Photo shopped!!!! See pic below!HA! Not as funny as Trampoline Bear though. ...