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George Takei’s Spiderman: Turn Off the Dark Audition…Oh My!

June 12, 2011

This is just too funny! ...

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We need to invest in a goat…or four

June 12, 2011

We need to get a new lawnmower, but Jason is trying to wait until one goes on sale.  Meanwhile, while he waits, half of the grass in the backyard is almost waist high.  It's totally out of control.  I think we should just get a goat and be done with it.  He'll have plenty to eat, two dogs to torrment play with, and I'll even take him for a walk down the street for fun.  Best of all...no more having the cut the back grass.  We will only have to worry about the front, which is much more managable.  And yes...that is Goat Boy. ...

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People of WalMart

June 4, 2011

My friend Amanda sent this to me.  She thought that Jason and I would get a kick out of it, and we did. ...

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Since We’re on the Subject of Freaky Critters…

May 30, 2011

Look what my mom found out in the courtyard at their house the other day!  A nice lovely rat snake just over five feet long.  It was making it's way across the courtyard and toward the porch when she saw it.  Now, my mom is deathly afraid of snakes...so you can imagine her reaction.  I was on the phone with her at the time, and she just about when into a full blown panic attack.  She started yelling 'Oh my God...' over and over, and at first I had no idea what she was on about.  I though that either some was breaking into the house or she was having a heart attack.  Then the screaming and F bombs started flying.  Only a snake can get to her like that.  My dad happened to come home just then, so he took care of it.  Though, judging by the looks of the snake, he unloaded half a clip into it.  He's not much better than my mom.So now my mom is swearing up and down that she will no longer step outside the rest of the summer.  This happens at least once every year, and she will stay in for ...

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A Day Without Rain…

May 26, 2011

We've gone one whole day without any rain! It almost makes me want to... Ehh...maybe not.  But I am very happy. ...

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Noodling Passed in Texas

May 22, 2011

Yes, this 'super important' law has passed so that we Texans can now noodle for catfish.  If your not familar with the term, noodling means fishing with your bare hands.  You swim down to a catfish hole, stick your hand in, and wait for the fish to bite you.  Once it's lached on to your hand, you pull it out and take it home.  Still confused?  Here's a video:Chuck Norris uses this meathod to catch sharks.  The new noodle law states that you have to have a fishing lisence with a freshwater tag.  I don't really see the big draw to it.  I tried it once in Oklahoma and it isn't easy.  All I got for my troubles was cut  up fingers, which made paddling a kayak very annoying.  Plus, flathead catfish are very aggresive.  Doesn't our state lawmakers have more import legislation to be working on?  Like state budget issues or keeping the State Parks open?  I'd rather see them tackle our issues with the border than play around with fishing. ...

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