From Romeo and Juliet to Kermit and Miss Piggy, history is full of loved up couples who found a way to be together no matter what. When you’ve found that special someone you’ll do anything to keep them close, whether that means thoughtful texts, spontaneous gifts, or buying a pair of underwear you can both fit into. Wait, what?
Yes, you read that right. Fundies are for all those times you just want to experience being in the same pair of tighty-whities as your beloved. Yes, all those times. It turns out there are some incredibly odd inventions and gadgets for couples looking to take their relationship to an uncomfortably clingy level.
Take, for example, the wonderful TwoDaLoo. This glorious little device ensures that you’ll never be caught wishing you could just go to the toilet at the same time as your partner again. Now, you can share the uncomfortable experience of knowing exactly how it sounds when your partner visits the bathroom. For a less disturbing way to connect, cuddle up to Lovotics’s Kissenger, which enables you to transmit a big wet sloppy kiss to your loved one wherever they may be through a plastic device shaped like a bizarre pig-cow hybrid.
Of course, not all of the inventions aimed at connecting couples are quite so baffling or creepy, and some are just plain sweet. If you’re fans of long romantic walks in blustery winds or falling snow, you might want to try out Smittens. Trying to hold hands while wearing gloves often results in an uncomfortable tussle, which is not exactly a mood enhancer. These cute woolly gloves allow couples who just can’t bear to have a layer of insulation separating their fingers to hold hands in comfort and warmth.
If you’re looking for a slightly less unusual way to get close with your loved one, check out the range of double beds at Littlewoods.